A REVIEW OF MASSAGES

... Dio recounts an exchange amongst Elagabalus as well as the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to provide him the equivalent of a girl's vagina via a surgical incision.